thanks:

for:

the:

memories:

even:

though

they

weren’t

so

great

putins-boyfriend:

happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

emmysaurus:

taking a nap is always so risky like when will I wake up? in thirty minutes? in 2 hours? in 7 years?? no one can be sure

definited:

ever wonder how different your life would be if that one thing never happened